The Art of Phone Tag

Phones are supposed to connect us, right? But I've got this one friend,

who's mastered the dark art of not picking up his phone. Call his line and it's like I'm sending

a voicemail into the abyss. Not even two seconds later, my screen lights

up: "Yo, what's up?" Oh really? Just thirty seconds ago,

your IG story was poppin'. Let's be real, your phone was practically glued to your hand.

Answering a call isn't brain surgery, it's a two-second vibe check. Yet here we are,

playing phone tag like it's the latest trend. You pretend you missed it,

I pretend I believe you. It's this mutual charade of deception that we both see