The Awkward Apology

You know what? I'm not a racist, all right? I just told a bad joke.

There's a huge difference, but nobody on the internet ever takes the time to ask themselves,

"Is this worth freaking out over?" Or, "Are there bigger problems in the

world than this tweet?" Well, I assure you there are.

And just for the record, I love black people! I watch tons of black porn!

So what do you all want from me, huh? Do you want to ruin my life?

Then congratulations, you did it! Everybody hates me. I can't leave the

house without getting harassed. No one will hire me. That was a problem