The Baptism Offer

So you really, really want me to find God? I do. Okay,

if you come in the bucket, you can tip it on my head. How much do you

want me to find God? How much would it mean for you to me to stop sleeping

with all these people I've apparently took advantage of? And if you really wanna do good for

society, come in the bucket and you can tip it on my head. No,

I mean- That's fine then, that's the answer. I don't have any interest in taking

advantage of someone with a mental disorder. However, I know you're already burning down there,

but I just feel like if you don't change, you're really gonna burn down there.