The Brutal Reality of Soccer

Soccer is the fucking hardest sport on the planet because every second is fucking pressure.

One mistake, one touch, one shot can fucking decide your entire legacy.

Imagine running for eighty-five minutes fucking straight, drenched in sweat,

and the whole game comes down to you taking a fucking penalty with eighty thousand people

screaming and a goalie staring into your soul like a fucking demon. You miss,

and congratulations, you’re fucking hated by your entire country. Other sports get timeouts every thirty

seconds, but soccer gives you fucking nothing. Two forty-five minute halves of nonstop

fucking chaos. No commercials. No breaks. No breathing room. The only break you