The Case of the Missing Fish

Woke up starving and ready to destroy the biggest, shiniest fish I'd ever seen sitting

in my kitchen. Walked in and it was gone. Vanished. My breakfast.

My beautiful fish. Someone stole it and I was about to find out who. Threw on my detective

hat, grabbed a magnifying glass I don't even know how to use, and declared war

on the thief. First suspect was the Dog in the backyard digging random holes like a maniac.

Interrogated him hard. He just stared at me confused and kept digging.

Not the guy. Next up was this annoying Bird in the tree singing the worst song I've

ever heard in my life. Asked if he took my fish. He denied it and