The Cat's Kingdom: Servants in Disguise

Whiskers convinced himself he runs the entire house and we're just his broke employees.

Every single morning, this cat sits by his empty bowl staring at it like he's starving,

but bro literally ate five minutes ago. When I finally fill it up,

he sniffs it once, walks away like I just served him trash, then comes back

at 3AM screaming for more food. This man sleeps sixteen hours a day,

knocks my stuff off the counter for absolutely no reason, and genuinely wonders

why nobody respects his self proclaimed legend status. Meanwhile, I'm over here working

actual jobs just to afford his fancy food while he judges me from the couch. The audacity of