The Chicken Thief

Last night, my Ring camera captured a scene straight out of a comedy.

My neighbor's golden retriever made an unexpected appearance. He proceeded to steal an entire

rotisserie chicken. Then waddled across three lawns with his prize. Disappearing under a

fence, a true culinary escape. This morning, his owner knocked,

holding the empty container. He asked, with a straight face,

if I'd seen anything suspicious last night.