If Your Kid Gets THIS Letter From Santa, RUN

Warning: If your kid gets that letter, burn it. Last Christmas, my neighbor found

a red envelope under their tree. North Pole letterhead. Gold wax seal. It read: "You have

been selected for collection. Remain in your room after midnight. Signed,

S.C." They laughed. Called it a sick prank. That night,

bells. Not jingle bells. Deep, iron bells that made the windows

crack. Something landed on the roof. The whole house shuddered.

Whatever it was had way too many legs. They heard it in the attic.

Dragging something. Humming "Silent Night" in a voice like grinding metal. When they burst