The Craziest Rumor About My Son

Four years ago, my lovely wife, Gauri, and me decided to have a third child.

It was claimed on the net that he was the love child of our first child, who was 15 years

old. Apparently, he had sown his wild oats with a girl while driving

her car in Romania. And yeah, there was a fake video to go with it,

and we were so disturbed as a family. My son, who's 19 now, even now when you

say hello to him, he just turns around and says, "But Bro, I didn't even have

a European driving license."