The Curse of Timing and Technology

Why does my phone suddenly become the SLOWEST device on Earth the exact moment I need to

show someone something? I’ll be like, “No, it’s a quick video,” and suddenly it’s

buffering like it’s powered by a hamster on vacation. My phone’s overheating, my brightness drops

to zero, and now I look like a liar. I promise the video is funny—IT WAS

FUNNY. And by the time it finally loads, everyone’s already emotionally moved

on and I’m just standing there like… “Anyway, you had to be there.”