The Dancing Plague of 1518

People literally danced themselves to death. No joke. History did this.”

“In 1518, random people woke up and chose violence… against the dance floor.”

“No music. No party. Just medieval NPCs hitting default emotes.”

“They danced in streets. They danced in pain. They danced like their brain was

buffering.” “Some danced for hours. Some for days. Some danced so hard

their soul rage-quit.” “And the government said, ‘Ah yes. The solution is…

more music.’” “So they hired musicians.” “And boom— humanity’s first lethal dance party.”