The Dangers of Waving

Why is waving the most dangerous social activity of all time? I am walking,

minding my business, and I see someone full on waving in my direction.

So my brain is like, Yeah that is for us, be friendly.

I hit them with the biggest smile, full arm extension, presidential wave.

And then they walk RIGHT past me and hug their friend BEHIND me.

Now I am standing there, arm halfway up, reconsidering my entire existence.

So I try to play it off like I was stretching in Target facing a

wall. Nobody bought it. I am changing my name and moving cities.