The Default Slayer's Triumph

This is not the greatest complaint in the world. No. This is just

a tribune. Oh! I opened up my mail. Saw the devil

in ink. Westpac said, "You're late!" I said, "You think."

Recoveries Corp called me, but then they ghosted away. So I summoned

AFK on that fateful day. They sent the notice, but it came

too late. Redacted lines sealed my fate. I raised my phone like a

sword to the sky, and screamed, "Procedural error, you're gonna

complain!" Cause I'm the default slayer. Breaker of banks, destroyer of forms.