The Dentist's Unexpected Patient

The little old lady goes to the dentist. She walks in, strips from the waist down,

lays back in the chair, and puts her legs up in the air. The dentist stares

wide eyed and says um, excuse me ma'am, I think you might be confused.

I'm not a gynecologist. The little old lady calmly looks at him and says, oh,

I know that, don't worry. The dentist, still puzzled, tilts his head and

asks then where's your husband? She replies casually oh, he's at home.

The dentist, now even more frustrated, says okay, then why are you here like this?

She leans in with a sly smile and says, I need you to take out my husband's