The Drama of School Breakups

Does anyone else remember that one school breakup that felt way deeper than it ever needed

to be? Like you broke up at lunch and suddenly the whole class knows by period

four. You’re sitting there pretending to do maths while your friend is live-updating

everyone. And what’s worse, the dramatic silence. Blocking, unblocking,

staring across the classroom like it’s a Netflix series. For example, you stop talking

for one day and now it’s “they’re emotionally destroyed.” How did we get there? Someone genuinely

needs to study school breakups because why did they feel like a divorce. Truly unhinged.