The Egg Incident in the Cafeteria

What's the single worst thing that ever happened to you at school? I was a quiet kid

- I really wanted people to like me, but I wasn't sure how to do that, so I hung out on

the fringe of all these different groups, but never really fit in with any

of them. I didn't have cool clothes or listen to Top 40 radio (which is how you

become 'cool' in middle school) and boys didn't like me. My mom would buy

me knock off brands and pack my lunches every day instead of buying lunch like the cool kids.

I'm grateful for it now, but in middle school it was the bane of my existance.

One day I'm in the cafeteria sitting near this popular boy I was in looove with and I open