The Excuse Generator App

One day, someone noticed that people don’t wake up late—they wake up with stories.

Offices were full of excuses, homes were full of explanations, and weddings were

avoided with sudden “important work.” That’s when the business idea was born: selling excuses.

An app that generates perfectly believable reasons for every situation—late to office,

skipping the gym, dodging relatives, or disappointing parents. One tap,

one excuse, total confidence. There’s even an emergency button for last-second

lies. Reels go viral, people relate deeply, and money follows. Because in real

life, excuses aren’t lies—they’re survival tools.