The Finest Legal Pirates

Hey! Hey! Hey! Come all you lads and lasses,

come and listen to my tale about the day the Senate told us all

that we should sail. The Navy was too busy and the budget

was too tight, so they hired me and the boys to go and

pick a fight. I used to drive a taxi where I barely made a dime,

but now I'm chasing tankers and I'm having me a time. I traded in

the Chevy for a cutter and a gun, and Uncle Sam is payin'

for every ton of fun. So let's be pirates sailin' on the foam,