The Forbidden Button Surprise

I pressed the button everyone told me not to press and what happened next completely changed

everything. There was this massive red button sitting on a table in my apartment with a

sign that literally said do not press. Obviously that made me want to press it even more.

The button beeped at me first so technically it started the interaction. I pressed it and nothing happened

for like three seconds. Then confetti exploded everywhere covering my entire room. A voice came out

of nowhere congratulating me for doing exactly what I was told not to do. My whole apartment

looked like a parade threw up in it. Cleaning took two hours. But here's the thing.

Inside the confetti were little notes with compliments written on them. Someone had planted