The Genie and the Psychiatrist's Fall

This psychiatrist thought he could cure my suicidal thoughts until he met my genie friend.

I walked into his office wearing my black suit, told him I was Adam and that I was seriously

considering ending it all. He gave me the usual lecture about not being a coward and

fighting through problems. I screamed back that everyone around me stabs me in the

back, even those I treat with kindness. Then my genie friend appeared with those

terrifying red eyes. The doctor asked if he was really a genie and I confirmed he was the only

friend who never betrayed me. That psychiatrist panicked so hard he jumped straight

out the window and died on impact. I couldn't stop laughing because he came to treat