The Goalkeeper's Goat

This goalkeeper packed his gear bag before the match but forgot one thing.

When the ball smashed into it, a screaming goat exploded out instead of his gloves.

The striker took off running while this possessed animal chased him across the pitch.

His teammates watched in disbelief as he sprinted past the halfway line. The ref didn't

know whether to blow the whistle or call animal control. By the time

he reached the corner flag, the whole stadium was losing it. That's what happens

when you steal your neighbor's goat thinking it's your backup kit. Never mix farm

chores with football.