The Great Teapot Kidnapping

One day, Princess Amara got kidnapped by a grumpy dark magician during a robot dog show.

But here's the wild part: he used a giant teapot as his getaway vehicle. Not a dragon,

not a portal, a massive ornate teapot that smelled like Earl Grey. Inside this bizarre

fortress, Zarthus paced around bubbling beakers and sparking wires, his beard crackling

with static magic. Meanwhile, her robotic corgi Sparky escaped through panicking crowds

while news crews went absolutely feral. The commentator had a complete meltdown

on live television. Amara just leaned against a velvet cushion that randomly appeared and asked

if he considered being less obvious. Zarthus turned purple, screaming about his anti corgi detection