The Grinch's Wild Christmas Eve Outing

The Grinch walked into a strip club on Christmas Eve and immediately started heckling

the dancers. I'm working as a bartender when this green furry guy stumbles in,

clearly three eggnog deep, and the chaos that followed was absolutely unhinged.

First dancer comes out and he yells, "Your pole work is about as steady as Cindy Lou Who

on ice skates." The entire club goes silent. She's actually laughing though,

which somehow makes it worse. Next performer does this whole elaborate routine with feathers

and he just stands up and screams, "I've seen better choreography from the Whos singing

around the tree." Security is approaching but everyone's dying laughing so they back off.