The Queen, The Slayer, and the Itch

Once in a land of swords and lore. A queen was famed for much

and more. Her beauty known from shore to shore. But bosoms were

what men adored. Among those smitten by the sight. Was Jack, a slayer bold

and bright. He'd slain ten dragons, maybe more. But dreamed of

slaying something pure. He knew that touching royal chest would earn a swift and brutal

rest. But lust will make the bold misbehave. And Jack was

brave. And quite depraved. He told his friend Paul, the king's own

ear. Who stroked his beard and said now here. For one thousand