The Joy of Slumber Parties

Ah, the classic slumber party. A scene of pure,

unadulterated joy. Just a group of friends, some pillows, and absolutely nothing

out of the ordinary about to happen... right? But then,

a sudden wave of emotion. Tears flow, and friends gather in support.

A touching moment of unity that's so powerful, it seems to... change them,

fundamentally. And just when you think you understand the emotional core of this

story, a new character enters. He's bald, he's muscular,

and he seems very, very upset about the interior decor. His rage is