Meta Nakapella Manifesto

The world is a grim tapestry of suffering and-- Nakapella!

You're feeling grim, the world's too dark, your tragic backstory's weighing you down.

Well, congratulations, you've caught the condition that's going around.

It starts in your feet with an involuntary tap. Then your spine forgets how to

properly slump. Your face muscles crack in a painful new shape. That's the Nakapella

beginning to its grave. It's not a song, it's not a

beat, it's a rebellion of the feet against the tyranny of cool and

serious and oomph that's deep. It takes your brooding monologue about the void