The Laptop Heist Gone Wrong

I convinced my roommate to help me steal back my laptop from my ex.

The plan was simple: in and out in five minutes. But he was

home. We pretended to deliver flowers. He bought it and invited us

for coffee. Then his new girlfriend walked out wearing my favorite hoodie.

It was awkward. My roommate accidentally knocked over a vase that shattered everywhere.

Chaos ensued. While cleaning, I spotted my laptop under the couch and slid

it into my bag. We were leaving when she asked: aren't you his

ex from the photos? Taylor claimed we were PIs. Then she whispered