The Lazy Cowboy and the Gold Rush

Then a cowboy named Johnny, too lazy to fight. Put his feet in Granite Creek and

woke to a sight. He found golden nuggets just shining so bright. And set off a boom

in the dead of the night. Soon two thousand souls in a wild roaring town.

With thirteen saloons and no law to slow down. They threw out the platinum,

not knowing its worth. 'Til the Chinese miners proved smartest on earth.