The Legendary Chicken Encounter

I'm mining in this random cave when a villager sprints past screaming "BANANA MODE ACTIVATED."

I turn around and there's a chicken in full Netherite armor chasing him with TNT like it

owes child support. I swing my sword to help, completely miss, accidentally hit

a bat instead and it explodes for absolutely no reason. The floor collapses and we're all falling

into lava. But not the chicken. This absolute legend just casually sips a potion,

looks me dead in the eyes and goes "skill issue" before flying away. I respawned and

that chicken left a sign at my bed that said "git gud."