The Legendary NPC Method

Come on. Come on. I know you’re in here. Don’t act shy now.

Yeah. That’s it. Just a little closer. Bro really thought I wouldn’t notice.

Chat, are we seeing this? There’s no way. There’s actually no way.

Oh my god. It’s a wild NPC. A legendary one. Hold on—pause. Would you rather

have unlimited money but no WiFi, or perfect WiFi but your charger only works at a

45-degree angle? Exactly. Think about it. I walk into the store like:

“Yeah, I need six pizzas.” They say, “For a party?” I say,

“For the people.” They look at me. They nod. They say, “You know what?