The Lonely Lumberjack

A lonely lumberjack spawns at the bridge, bottle in hand, ready to rage.

But the tower falls before he even swings. Match after match, he charges alone

while teammates spam emotes. No backup troops, no support spells, just him versus

entire armies. He takes down mini tanks, outlasts swarms, trades with champions.

Every game, he gives everything. Every game, he's forgotten. The rage fades.

The bottle drops. He stands there, waiting for a push that never comes.

And players wonder why he costs four elixir. Because he's been carrying alone this

whole time.