The Longest Birthday Song Revenge Part 1

I watched a coworker get demolished by a table claiming employee perks and I made sure they

got exactly the special treatment they deserved. Back in 2015, I was waitressing

through nursing school at this place that only got customers through word of mouth.

No advertising whatsoever. I had been there long enough that I helped train new servers,

and on this particular night, I was shadowing this older guy on his first solo shift.

Sweet dude, super nervous, but doing great. Then this table of six twenty-somethings

sits in his section. Immediately, the ringleader starts ordering off-menu items,

claiming the other location makes them all the time. Fine, kitchen agrees to