The Minnesota Misunderstanding

Welcome to Minnesota, where the air is freezing, the coffee is hot,

and the threat assessment training is apparently conducted via a Magic Eight Ball.

Meet Elena. Her only crime this morning was ordering extra salsa and thinking

her biggest worry was a juicy shart after eating this burrito. But for our

brave officer, that foil-wrapped cylinder of beans and rice looked suspiciously like a high-caliber

tactical weapon from the year 3000. Is it a grenade? A laser? No,

it is a chorizo breakfast special. But in the heat of a Minnesota blizzard, and the faintest

hint of skin pigment... and everything looks like a felony. Naturally, the logical response