The Moon’s New Real Estate Boom

“You ever notice how everyone’s suddenly obsessed with space again?” “Like it’s the new

trendy neighborhood.” “The US is building this thing called Gateway.” “It’s a space station

that just… orbits the Moon.” “Like congrats, we built a pit stop.” “You don’t even

get out and touch the Moon.” “Meanwhile China and Russia want full-on Moon bases.”

“At this point it feels less like science…” “And more like intergalactic real estate.”

“I’m just waiting for the first Moon Airbnb.” “Space tourists. Moon selfies.”

“Then in 10 years we’ll be like—” “Ugh, the Moon used to be cool.”