The Mysterious Glowing Rubber Duck

You: “I found this backpack outside my door… and nobody knows where it came from.”

You: “It’s kinda heavy. Should I open it?” FRIEND (off-screen): “Bro,

that’s how horror movies start!” You: “Okay… here goes nothing.” Inside is… a single

glowing rubber duck. You: “A RUBBER DUCK?! But it’s—glowing??” You: “Nahhh, I’m returning this

to whoever lost it.” You: “BRO—OH NAH. I’m done.”