The Office’s Fake Thermostat Hero

So this guy starts a new office job. Normal place. Cubicles, bad coffee,

everyone pretending to be busy. He’s only been there like two weeks when one morning,

HR sends out an email saying, “Please do not touch the thermostat.” Weird,

but okay. An hour later, another email. “Seriously. Stop touching the

thermostat.” Now everyone’s confused. Turns out the office thermostat isn’t actually connected

to anything. It’s fake. Just there to make people feel better. Except… one coworker

didn’t know that. This man had been sneaking in early every day, adjusting the thermostat,

waiting, and then proudly announcing, “Ahh, there we go.