The Ohio Rizz Adventure

So my friend tried the Skibidi Rizz Challenge, which required him to find a Gyatt

in Ohio. He found one, but it was guarded by the Ohio Grimace Shake,

and the rizz was simply not skibidi. He tried to Fanum Tax it, but he got that

one ugly build and took the L. So, with zero games on his phone,

he had to call in backup and finally let him cook. The Skibidi Toilet emerged,

whispered "Sigma" and now my friend is the CEO of Ohio, living life for the plot.

It just goes to show, you should always nuke Ohio. 🗿