The Overly Intense PE Guy

Why is the guy who takes gym class way too seriously always so annoying? Like,

bro, I’m just trying to survive PE without passing out. And this guy walks

in like he’s about to compete for a world title. Full focus. Full intensity.

Jaw clenched. Eyes locked in. >> It’s 9:00 in the morning. Did you drink a

protein shake in your sleep or something? The teacher says, “Alright, light warm-up,”

and this guy is already stretching like his life depends on it. >> Brother,

we’re doing arm circles. Relax. Then we start jogging and he’s leading

the pack like a captain. >> “COME ON GUYS 😤 PUSH IT.” Push what?