The Perils of an Angry Teacher

We all had that one teacher who was always angry. Not regular angry — I’m talking wakes-up-mad,

stays-mad, sleeps-mad levels of angry. You walk into class two seconds after

the bell, and suddenly it’s the end of the world. They slam the door, turn around dramatically

like a movie villain, and hit you with the classic: “SO… glad you decided to JOIN us.” Bro,

relax. I was literally right behind you. And it’s never just normal yelling.

No, this teacher yells with their whole soul. You drop a pencil?

“WHO DID THAT?” Someone coughs? “DISRESPECTFUL!” Someone breathes too loud?

“GET OUT.” Meanwhile they’re the ones slamming textbooks like they’re starting a WWE match.