The Phantom Shitter Cleanup

The "Phantom Shitter" that my coworker and I had to clean up after. So,

I work at a restaurant, and the other night we had this sweet elderly couple come in for dinner.

They finished their meal, and the gentleman excused himself to the restroom.

No big deal, right? Well, he was in there for like,

and hour until his wife finally went in to retrieve him. Fast forward a few hours—now we're

closing up, and it’s my turn to clean the bathroom. I walk in, and oh my gosh,

the horror. The toilet was clogged to the brim with poop, the trash can was

overflowing with paper towels smeared with—you guessed it—poop, and there was poop