The Rise of Cabbage Man

Arthur had always lived a quiet, unassuming life, filled with the predictable rhythms of

daily routine and the comforting hum of domesticity. He was, to put it

mildly, quite ordinary. But as fate, or perhaps a rogue vegetable,

would have it, destiny had an extraordinarily leafy plan for him. A metamorphosis beyond

his wildest, or even weirdest, dreams was underway. Gone was Arthur, the mundane man.

In his place stood Cabbage Man, verdant hero, ready to embrace his new,

crunchy calling! With the spirit of liberty soaring above him, Cabbage Man indulged

in the ultimate celebratory meal, embodying the very essence of green goodness and true