The Rock Cycle Is Rock Parkour

Bro. BRO. How come nobody told me that the "rock cycle" is

just rocks doing parkour for millions of years? "Okay, so you begin with

**igneous rock**, alright?" "That's the kind of rock that said "I came from LAVA,

don't talk to me."” It’s literally molten lava, cooled-down rage. That’s not geology;

that’s anger management. Now just kind of sits there. Freezing. Minding his business.

AND THEN--boom “Nah”, said the Rain responded, “actually no.”

"I'm about to ruin this man's whole career," said Ice. Now it's **sediment Congratulations.

You are **crumbs** Then the crumbs are compacted and cemented—just the Earth doing its