The Sad Cat and the Rich Cat

🎬 Title: The Sad Cat and the Super Rich Cat 🎙️ Voiceover (funny male or robotic

tone): A gray cat sits crying in a dark alley, cartoon rain pouring

dramatically. 🎙️: “She was sad... so sad... even the mouse left her!”

A loud “BOOOOM” — a flying luxury car appears out of nowhere. A fancy cat in a

golden suit steps out. 🎙️: “Then suddenly... came a rich cat. Not just rich —

emotionally unavailable and financially unstoppable!” The rich cat throws money everywhere

— the rain turns into Bitcoin coins. The sad cat gasps dramatically. 🎙️: “He said: Come

with me. I have a mansion… with fast Wi-Fi and weekly tuna bonuses.”