The School Struggle: A Comedy of Errors

School is low-key the biggest joke of all time. Like, how are we expected

to wake up at an hour when even the sun is still buffering just to sit for seven classes and

pretend we’re absorbing information? And let’s be real, the first period doesn’t even count.

You’re not learning. You’re sleepwalking. That’s just a warm-up round for suffering. Then there’s the

homework situation. Tell me why teachers think we’re living in a Disney Channel episode with unlimited

free time. No, Susan, I cannot do a 12-page packet,

study for a test, and build a diorama. I barely have the energy to breathe. And lunchtime?

That’s not a break. That’s controlled chaos. You get, like,