The Secrets of Tralalero

Tralalero Tralala stomped through the ocean floor on his three legs, Nike shoes worn

and cracked. The atheist shark blamed God for everything he'd lost. When John Pork answered

that fateful call, Tralalero was waiting on the other end. The line went silent. Days later,

they found John's phone floating in dark water, screen cracked, showing one missed

call. Witnesses reported hearing stomping sounds near the dock that night.

Tralalero disappeared back into the depths, another name crossed off his list. The ocean kept its

secrets, but the worn Nike prints told the story nobody wanted to believe.