The Slowest Eater in the Group

You know, we all have that one friend who eats so slow it feels like time just stops.

The whole squad has finished their plates, paid the bill, planned tomorrow,

and this guy is still on his second bite. You can watch an entire movie,

scroll through every reel, and he’ll still be “just about to finish.”

By the time he’s done, the waiter has changed shifts, the lights are off,

and the restaurant is closing. Tag that friend… and if you don’t have one,

it’s probably you.