The Spit Take Response

The only appropriate reaction to absolute absurdity is a loud spit take. When you hear something

so wild that words fail you that pttfww sound followed by a ha is all you need.

It is the universal signal for I cannot believe you just said that with a straight face.

It cuts through the noise better than any logical argument ever could. You are not mad

you are just genuinely entertained by the audacity of the situation. Next time someone

tries to play you just hit them with this combo. It is the ultimate way to protect your

peace and keep it moving.