The Sticks of Life

You take the twink, you take the verse. You take them

both, you've had worse. The sticks of life, the sticks of

life. You get the bears, the leather dads, hairy backs and

filters bad. It's the sticks of life, the sticks of life.

Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo,

woo. There's drama in the boots of buddies. Back room lousy,

helpful cuddlies. Key holder's ghosted, now he's locked. That altar boy just stole your

jock. There's thru-o-fights and furry suits, glory booths and cosplay nights.