The Texting Dilemma

“Alright listen, we need to talk about the MOST annoying thing every human on this planet does.

Why is it that nobody texts me… all day… literally HOURS of silence… But the SECOND I

put my phone down for two minutes, suddenly everyone decides to blow up my notifications

like it’s an emergency broadcast. And I’m thinking, okay, cool,

people finally need me. But when I answer? They leave me on seen.

Like bro, YOU texted ME. What are we doing? And here’s the part that gets me every

time: Five minutes later they spam me again like nothing happened. It’s a cycle of

pain. And the worst part? It’s going to happen again the moment you finish watching