The Tongue Awareness Glitch

“Don’t scroll. I’m about to tell you something that’ll mess with your brain for the rest of

the day…” “Ready?” “Your tongue… never actually rests flat in your mouth.”

“Right now—without you realizing—it’s either touching the top of your mouth,

your teeth, or slightly floating… but it’s never doing nothing.” “And the weirdest

part?” “The moment I said that, you became aware of it… and now you

can’t stop thinking about where your tongue is.” “Go ahead… try to relax it.

I’ll wait.” (pause) “See? You just moved it again.”

“Welcome to the glitch in your own body.”